Not Like That, Like This

I just thought of how the hand could be artificially modified for enhanced guitar playing. This might be an option for ambitious musicians in the future. All fingers should meet the palm on a rotating base. Knuckles and sub-knuckles should be refitted to bend sideways in either direction. The Russians might be ahead of us on this technology, given their success with surgeries on Red Army hockey goalies. On the other hand, my new JVC HA-S150 headphones have pivoting phones. They are also very plush and stay clean sounding at the higher volumes. A good deal for $29.95 (plus tax) at London Drugs.
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